During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
I thought these fuckers were endangered!
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
why is gon searching for his father when his parents are right here
two tardis ass whooping later
The guys gets some unwanted advice on the art of women while at the bookstore. This is certainly a No Fedora/Brony Flex Zone indeed.
HE HIT HIM WITH THE TARDIS!!!
"Don’t put your arm around—"
I’m following this IMMEDIATELY